he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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