It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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