I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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