We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My penis needs a shock collar
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
