what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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