evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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