dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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