So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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