ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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