Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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