mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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