I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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