I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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