i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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