Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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