Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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