so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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