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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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