If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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