We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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