I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I am one with the molecules
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Shame - the story of my life.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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