I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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