Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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