I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i think i have herpe
just one?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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