Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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