Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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