How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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