Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
there is glitter all over my balls
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