Moan for me like Helen Keller
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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