where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
