Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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