Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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