So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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