Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Randomize
