why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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