I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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