Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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