R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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