I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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