He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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