would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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