Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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