would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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