okay pat passed out under dana's car
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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