The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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