when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
then he tried to convert me to islam
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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