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Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Is Oprah even human
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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