Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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