why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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