rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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